Oct. 15, 2011
Proposed Slogans for Dirty, Dirty Sex Acts
Fisting
Waving at You from The Inside
When Fingering’s Not Enough
Knock, Knock, Is Uterus Home?
When You Need to Know What a Muppet Feels Like
Docking:
When Two “Precum” One
For When You Need to Rock, Cock-to-Cock
“Just put the tips together!”
Tip to Tip, Don’t Gimme No Lip
When You Need Some Leather, Put Your Tips Together
Felching:
“Hey, I want my cum back!”
It’s the Cum Equivalent of Backpacking Through Europe
Cumming in Butts and Sucking it Out Since 1782
Bukkake
Japanese for “Coming All Over Your Face”
Millions of Babies Raining on Your Face
If You Squint, You Can Pretend It’s an Octopus Attack
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